Born to dilly dally. Forced to be on time.

Finally, a phone case that validates your complete inability to be anywhere when you’re supposed to be.

This perfectly pink masterpiece by artist Liberty Ewan features a tortoise in a cozy sweater and umbrella hat, living their best slow life. Because sometimes “running late” is actually “moving at the correct speed for my nervous system.”

Why You’ll Love It

It’s giving chronic lateness as a lifestyle. You’re not late, you’re on tortoise time. This case gets it.

Soft pink perfection. The kind of pink that makes you feel like everything’s going to be fine, even when you’re 20 minutes behind schedule.

Artist-designed, deeply relatable. Created by Liberty Ewan for our Orange Juice for Dinner collection. Real art by real humans who also struggle with punctuality.

Soft, grippy texture. Feels like a gentle hug while you’re frantically texting “omw!!” for the third time. Never sticky or slippery.

Actually protective. Drop-tested for when you’re rushing (always). Backed by our $500 screen guarantee with screen protector. Your phone stays safe even when you’re chaos incarnate.

Made with plants. Our cases are made from flax shive and a plant based biopolymer. We use the strongest parts of nature to make something truly innovative.

Made in Canada. Crafted in Kelowna, BC.